Hi I'm Gerry

• I studied Military History at the UW and I'm still trying to figure out why.
• I can't seem to get interested in any sports team unless it is from Seattle. It's a horrible afflication and I'm working on it.
• I love going to movies, though I usually have to go by myself (see right)
• I drive a red Mini Cooper, and yes, I'm straight.
• My biggest vices are swedish fish and beef jerky.
• I've been with Karen since I was 15 and I love her more than anything. I'm still trying to figure out how I tricked her into marrying a dufus like me.

Hi I'm Karen

• I'm an ER Nurse and I love every minute of it.
• I hate to waste soap, going to the movies, and anything cold.
• I don't think it's warm until the temperature is at least 80.
• I have a problem breaking wine glasses.
• I've been with Gerry since I was 16 and I love him more than anything. I'm still trying to figure out how he tricked me into marrying a dufus like him.

Hi I'm Jack

• I'm 1 year old!
• I like to eat.
• I am obsessed with any sport, but mostly basketball.
• I have been walking for over two months now. It is a fantastic way to get around.
• I dont' mind riding in the car now.
• I have 8 teeth. 4 on top and 4 on bottom.
• I love my Mommy and Daddy.
• I like to talk in my own fun language.

Hi I'm Merlin

• I weigh 20 wonderful pounds.
• I tend to vomit when I don't get fed.
• I love to eat plastic.
• I like to bother Karen all night so she won't sleep.
• I know how to open cupboards and closets and I love to sleep in them. I know how to open doors too, but I'm not telling Karen or Gerry yet.

Hi I'm Ted

• I weigh 15 hyper pounds.
• I love Gerry!
• I love Karen!
• I love Merlin!
• I love everybody!
• I have a short attention sp....Hey wait what was that? Gotta go.